The night the show premiered Adam stayed up one full hour past his bedtime just to watch it. This is a big deal, because Adam is not that much different than an old man. And the last few days he has called me consistently from work to say things like,” Did you know Conan taped his cold open "running across America" skit in one week?” How awesome was that short Hello from Hilary Clinton!” I wish we had been on that studio tour with him!" Conan! Conan! Conan! It is all making my head spin. It was bad enough that I considered tossing out my precious, beloved DVR. But then I couldn't watch I'm a Celebrity...Get Me out of Here! Which by the way, I've decided that Heidi's obsession with hairspray has single handily caused global warming.
The other night Conan did a bit about social media sites. He said that in the year 3000 youtube, twitter, and facebook would combine together to make the biggest time wasting site ever and it would be called "You Twit Face." Of course Adam thought that was like the GREATEST THING EVER! This GREATEST THING EVER is his new catch phrase to refer to people who are idiotic. He is always calling me a twit face now-Lord help me. I would never ever call anyone a twit face, because I'm nice & just a ray of sunshine up everybody's ass.
Adam emailed me this picture where someone had taken scenes from levels of Super Mario Brothers and aligned them with Conan's set. It's amazingly accurate. For the record I don't think the guy who created this could have spent his free time in a more productive way. His creation has filled a void that needed to be satisfied in this world. It is pretty cool.
365 days ago (give or take):
Because while I love high heel shoes, and have had some pairs that I would have married if it were legal, I'm about as graceful as the jolly green giant. Face planting it a few times at church is not so bad, but face planting it at a Job fair might make the employer feel you are not worth the insurance risk.
That job fair was so nerve wrecking on me.