So I can't afford to decorate my house this year. If you had seen the pity party I threw over that yesterday, you would have channeled the mouse playing the world's tiniest violin. Expect even that violin would be playing an even tinier violin, it was THAT BAD. But I'm better now, and I decided to decorate my blog instead.
So what does this girl want for Christmas? Some shoes, a Dora the Explorer back pack, your right foot (you can keep the left one), a gift certificate to the cheesecake factory, and some winning lotto numbers. Merry Christmas Y'all.