Thursday, November 20, 2008

Ode to the DVR

Oh Alex, my angel, where do you hide your halo? When you walked into my house two days ago with those DVR boxes, I knew you would change my life for the better. No longer would I be like Sophie, having to choose between one bubble game reality show or another. I can now scoff at such meaningless things like TV schedules. No CW I will not watch Stlylista at 9 o'clock, I will watch it at 3 a.m. if I feel like it. Maybe I will watch it three days from now, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT? I am all powerful, I CAN PAUSE live TV. I can fast forward and rewind.

The power it has gone to my head, and I wish I could DVR through my everyday life. I just face planted in front of twenty people? REWIND. Ready for work to be over? FAST FORWARD. Need some time to think of a snappy comeback? PAUSE.

Ha, now I just worry that my butt will surgically attach itself to the sofa.


  1. DVR = one of the best inventions ever!!!!!

  2. Just wait. Soon you'll be mad that you can't rewind something on the radio that you have to hear over again. I always want to rewind my cat after he does something funny. But I can't. I want everything to be dvrable. I have all 100 hours full on mine LOL


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