Oh Alex, my angel, where do you hide your halo? When you walked into my house two days ago with those DVR boxes, I knew you would change my life for the better. No longer would I be like Sophie, having to choose between one bubble game reality show or another. I can now scoff at such meaningless things like TV schedules. No CW I will not watch Stlylista at 9 o'clock, I will watch it at 3 a.m. if I feel like it. Maybe I will watch it three days from now, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT? I am all powerful, I CAN PAUSE live TV. I can fast forward and rewind.
The power it has gone to my head, and I wish I could DVR through my everyday life. I just face planted in front of twenty people? REWIND. Ready for work to be over? FAST FORWARD. Need some time to think of a snappy comeback? PAUSE.
Ha, now I just worry that my butt will surgically attach itself to the sofa.