This morning I stumbled onto the computer and happened to see Wookiepedia.com in the address bar. To me this sounded like a porn site, and I don't know what Adam does-but if he watches porn I don't really care. For that we have the "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy in our house. But my curiosity was getting the best of me, and I rationalized that if he is going to be so obvious about it, I have a god-given right to nose around, right? I figured if Adam was in to something like clown porn or sex with gerbils, I needed to know before I walked down that aisle. Because clown porn is not only a red flag but a DEAL BREAKER. If only because clowns are scary and evil.
But the jokes on me, because it was only a Stars Wars Site. Which shows I wouldn’t know a wookie from a cookie (oh a rhyming joke, I slay myself). Alas that was a totally disappointing snoop fest. But now I have something to joke about when Adam comes home tonight.