This morning I stumbled onto the computer and happened to see Wookiepedia.com in the address bar. To me this sounded like a porn site, and I don't know what Adam does-but if he watches porn I don't really care. For that we have the "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy in our house. But my curiosity was getting the best of me, and I rationalized that if he is going to be so obvious about it, I have a god-given right to nose around, right? I figured if Adam was in to something like clown porn or sex with gerbils, I needed to know before I walked down that aisle. Because clown porn is not only a red flag but a DEAL BREAKER. If only because clowns are scary and evil.
But the jokes on me, because it was only a Stars Wars Site. Which shows I wouldn’t know a wookie from a cookie (oh a rhyming joke, I slay myself). Alas that was a totally disappointing snoop fest. But now I have something to joke about when Adam comes home tonight.
LOL well the names are quite misleading, I had no idea red tube was what it was, but now I know. I'd be more scared if he was googling about them gerbils then with clowns, besides, clowns have big feet, oh wait that's for the ladies.. Ok be scared either way. LOL
ReplyDeleteNow I am going to have to check that site out...I wonder if my husband knows about...Thanks for the laugh!! ha ha ha!!
ReplyDeletethat shit is golden. i love it. well, at least you know, now ;)
ReplyDeleteI cannot wait to go home and use that site.. my little guy will be so excited.. and you are too cute.. lol
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