Me: You will never believe what just happened to me at LAX!
Me: I just saw Richard Simmons!
Anna: That is so awesome, how did he act?
Me: Surprisingly calm, but he was wearing his trademark Short Shorts.
Anna: Of all the celebrities in L.A., you meet the Sweatin' With the Oldies man. Where is Brad Pitt & Angeline Jolie when you want them?
Brittany: I'm sure Brangelena have their own private jet, so they can pop over to Africa and EAT BABIES anytime they feel like it.
Brittany: Oh and by the way, he is no longer so calm-he is over there singing.